Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate.
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A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always
read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not
only about its end but also
its beginning !
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table
& says - What is this?"!
read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the
Telephone Directory....
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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar
where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs.
on Escalaters.....
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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the other
to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of
SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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Two Sardars were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika
ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
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Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai
CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO
A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT
AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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Sardarjee
to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder than you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Two
Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You
can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars
exchanged their sandwiches.
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO
start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari , aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji
" India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti
hai...!!!"
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board'
to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
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What is the difference between WATCH &
WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Doctor to Sardaar
: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi
hai....
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........
Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
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Sardar
found answer to most difficult question ever
What comes first - the chicken
or the egg ?
< O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . .
. . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A
sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral > function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He
said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Srdr gets ready ,wears
tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted
as branch manager."
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Sardarji standing below a
tube light with a open
mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be
light"_-=
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE
INTRODUCES HIMSELF
I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY
KIDNEY....
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One
sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is
leaking...
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Sardar told his
servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar comes back 2 his car
& finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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How do you
recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied
that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and
on the other hand it would be hot.
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar
to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called
up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either.
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What
Happened, My Son?)
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These
Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
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Santa
Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer
for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred
chickens for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,'
said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe
India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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